rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Hey up, this is just a journal where I dump fanfic, you can browse the tags to find what you like. Thing is, this is my *secondary* journal in case Livejournal suddenly realises I put tonnes of porn up on there, so this is the best way to navigate the bedlam I have unleashed:

Most of my fic can be navigated through my (big old list of fic) on Livejournal, *particularly* the older fic which really hasn't been migrated over here in any sensible fashion. By fandom, you can find:

(Glee), Kurt/Blaine

(Musketeers (2014)) multishipped but often Aramis/Athos/Porthos

(Good Omens (TV)) Crowley/Aziraphale you might want to navigate by the tags rather than memories because Livejournal has changed its memories function and I can't technology so I'm just very confused by it now? Help.

Anyway, you're very welcome here and thank you for taking the time to read anything =) I have a strict no wank policy because I am just so very tired, so please contemplate the necessity of what you've typed if you want to start anything with me or any other commenter on here. If you want to bring anything up with me in private because you'd rather it wasn't public that's absolutely cool, I write about some pretty heavy stuff sometimes, I know not everyone wants to talk about that publicly.

On anonymous commenters: If there's a very obvious reason you're writing anonymously - one of those heavy subjects I mentioned - that's cool and fine and I respect absolutely why you maybe don't want your name attached to that. Otherwise, I don't respond to anonymous comments, I don't like the weird power imbalance online anonymity creates. If you don't have a Dreamwidth account just leave a name or initial on your comment so I know I'm talking to a particular person and I'll respond, but if you leave no name I won't reply, sorry, I've just had too many people use anonymity to be a dick over the years so now I have a 'no name no response' policy, I hope you understand <3

rainjoyswriting: (trike!)
The Golem of Paris, a men in hats fic set in the stupid exorcist AU. I asked Niitza for creepy French tales to use in this 'verse and as we talked it turns out there isn't a French golem story, and so of course I immediately wanted to write one. What I wanted to write was nothing like this, but that is why writers love the golem story so much.

Rating: R for violence, largely off-screen but pretty bad.

Disclaimer: I don't own the golem myth either, but then the things you own tend to get out of your hands before you know it.

Warnings/spoilers: Always refer to part one, this part is mostly bad for violence, sorry!

Summary: If we knew what our golems would end up doing, we may never have made a golem, nor anything else at all.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Cradle to the Grave, a men in hats short set in the stupid exorcist AU. I know I owe comment replies, I'm really sorry, and an end to the sodding affinityverse on top of it all; heavy workload right now, which means I'm in quite a lot of pain, and I really am just sulking with fic -_- (Plus, Hallowe'en. When else am I going to update *this* fic?)

Rating: I'm gonna say very light R but disproportionately disturbing for that rating?

Disclaimer: Unless ownership of the characters is being handed for out for a trick or treat, I don't own them, no.

Warnings/spoilers: Always refer to part one, but this part has bad things happening to very young children in it and that is really super disturbing and I am very aware of that and really really don't read it if you don't want to read that really seriously okay thanks <3

Summary: "We're driving through a thousand corpses, with only time between us."

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
The Day Shift, a men in hats short set in the stupid exorcist AU. I felt the need to write this despite being exactly one (1) (I) (only one more than zero) fic away from finishing the affinityverse, and now you know everything you need to know about how my brain works.

Rating: NC-17 for violence. That shit needs to be rated way higher than porn does.

Disclaimer: I don't even own enough willpower to finish one damn fic at a time.

Warnings/spoilers: Always refer to part one, but this part has some really nasty gore in it (Hallowe'en month anyone?) so if you are not good with blood, really, it's not for you. I can write a summary of what you need to know in the next part promise <3

Summary: The worst part of the best damn job in France.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Full Circle, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3 Penultimate part; epilogue thing to come.

Disclaimer: Woman cannot live off fanfic alone; we need other people to actually own the characters so we as ficcers can even operate.

Rating: Probably R \o/

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: "Unlike you, I have always been thinking of my circle."

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Conversations With the Dying and the Dead, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I just finished the Twin Peaks finale, I don't even own a functioning brain right now. Talk to me about theories though y/y??

Rating: R-ish I don't even know I don't know anything anymore

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. More sensibly than any of us who watch anything by David Lynch before bed.

Summary: "Did you see a man pass here?"/"There's no-one here but you."

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Five Times Aramis Escaped From Richelieu, and One Time That He Couldn't plus one, I'm sorry, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: The writers of the series never apologised, I'm willing to . . .

Rating: This? G. The world works in mysterious ways.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Finally, he's not confused.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Proximity to Crows, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: The price of butter has risen by a quarter since January. The fact that I'm painfully fucking aware of this suggests that my budget is rather smaller than that of the person who could claim ownership of these characters.

Rating: Eesh, call it R for old times' sake.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: How to win friends and not detonate people.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Five Times Aramis Escaped From Richelieu, and One Time That He Couldn't part five, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Okay, you know it would have been different if I'd actually owned it.

Rating: Probably only PG-13?

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: First impressions count.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Heat of the Moment, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, I'm just here to play.

Rating: omg like R or something gods

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: The thing about ever after is always that sinks have to be cleaned, meals have to be cooked, and somehow you have to learn to live with the angry one, the aloof one, the mad one . . .

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Five Times Aramis Escaped From Richelieu, and One Time That He Couldn't part four, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: ffs

Rating: Probably only PG-13?

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: 4. Get the hell out of dodge.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Happily Ever After, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3 And as an fyi, this is *so* not the last fic in this verse, believe me . . .

Disclaimer: Considering how bad some of the writing on the latter seasons was, the actual owners suing fanficcers would really be pushing the bounds of irony.

Rating: Probably R

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: "I saw his face."

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
In Extremis, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I seem to own very little when I admit that neither the characters nor the poetry are mine.

Rating: Probably R

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. Some discussion of coming to terms with one's own mortality in this one, the cheery thing I spent last year doing while they were trying to work out if whatever is wrong with me would kill me or not. It's not the nicest, and I wouldn't read if you really don't fancy that in your life right now.

Summary: First Penance, then Anointing, then Viaticum.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Souvenirs, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3 I was meant to go to the library instead but everything hurts so fuck it.

Disclaimer: You have no idea how different it would have been had I owned it.

Rating: Probably R

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. We are still in the sad patch, but *cracks knuckles, hovers hands at keyboard* bear with me, bear with me . . .

Summary: There is no necessary connection between surprise and enjoyment.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Fray, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3 Haven't updated this since *December*, I know, and I'm still working out how to post this verse given I haven't transferred everything properly across yet . . .

Disclaimer: Were I sued, all I have to give is chronic pain and some cocktail recipes.

Rating: Probably R

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. Bit . . . sad, this one. It's uphill before we get to freewheel down.

Summary: There is nothing so isolating as knowing everybody's thoughts but your own.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Talking to Strangers at Parties, a men in hats fic set in the stupid exorcist AU. Apparently this is where my brain is now, which makes sense because my health gets worse by the day and clearly I'd rather not face the affinityverse right now, yeah -_-;

Rating: R?? I don't know, it's not for kids but hell neither is the real world.

Disclaimer: While this election's at it they could nationalise creative property, then we wouldn't have to write disclaimers anymore. Alas.

Warnings/spoilers: Always refer to part one, but everything to do with vampires in this universe is to do with *vampires*, and the metaphors we use them for; violence, sex, sexual violence, consent and the lack of it, addiction, some generally pretty nasty stuff. There is in this part a description of a past violent sexual assault, but not enormously graphic.

Summary: Around the walls, all around the room, are little huddles of people with drinks, talking, eyeing the two of them as they walk in, ascertaining whether they're predator or prey.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Drink and be Merry, a men in hats fic set in the stupid exorcist AU. You can tell what my typing rate is like when I post my 'Christmas' fic in April . . .

Disclaimer: If we're going to get all Mari Kondo about it, some of the things that spark joy aren't actually yours to begin with.

Warnings/spoilers: No real spoilers beyond vague references to S1 stuff - everything I do is written off S1 canon, btw, because I just can't fucking stand some of the characters beyond that point - and warnings-wise, refer to part one, but everything to do with vampires in this universe is to do with *vampires*, and the metaphors we use them for; violence, sex, sexual violence, consent and the lack of it, addiction, some generally pretty nasty stuff. So don't read unless you're feeling like it's something you're willing to deal with right now, bearing in mind that the world's a lot to deal with right now anyway.

Summary: Aramis thinks it's simple; Athos thinks that 'it's complicated' doesn't even begin to cover it.

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rainjoyswriting: (trike!)
Oh god I still owe so many comment replies and messages and emails, I'm so sorry. My arms are *worse* and as my therapist points out, now I have loads of depressive symptoms as well, because all the stuff that I would normally do and which would make me feel less depressed (e.g. being in contact with people, enjoying my hobbies, carrying on life as normal), I *can't* do right now because my arms are buggered. But, in brief: I'm sorry I haven't been in touch. I really will try to get back to you at some point. And I will also finish the affinityverse piece once more waiting halfway done while I got this out of my system as soon as my arms allow. God, this is the sort of thing I used to get out in less than a week -_-;


The Exorcist's Apprentice, Musketeers fic, stupid exorcist fic.

Disclaimer: Just, really, it isn't mine, no.

Rating: Probably R; some violence though mostly off-screen, and a little gore.

Warnings: Shit can always be as disturbing as I promised on part one; vampires, grief, and at least a side-eye towards bestiality at one point if that really disturbs anyone (look, in this universe, at some point someone was going to look at Aramis and Porthos and *wonder*).

Summary: He knows, immediately, that he's never going home.

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rainjoyswriting: (trike!)
You are all going to have to forgive me for the lack of comment replies and contact of every stripe, I'm afraid, my arms get worse, not better. This is the kind of fic I'd once have polished off over a week, it's actually been tapped out over a period of two months or something. Which probably explains why parts of it are a fucking mess, I really need a rhythm up before I can produce anything worth reading =/ I just currently have to devote any time I'm capable of typing to my thesis, everything else comes painfully if at all -_-

Instincts part three, The Key Already Turned, Musketeers fic, stupid exorcist fic.

Disclaimer: Things that are not official include this and any shit UKIP ever comes out with as if it's the view of the British populace in general.

Rating: R because I really don't know how to write for children.

Warnings: Shit can always be as disturbing as I promised on part one; violence, references to suicide here.

Summary: Exorcists and necromancers know that it is always easier to open than it is to close.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Instincts part one, Little Lights in the Dark, Musketeers fic, stupid exorcist fic (currently tagged, I'll sort out getting them properly organised in my memories in a while). Guess whose shoulder is beginning to feel better <3

Disclaimer: lol yeah this looks like an officially sanctioned piece of fiction

Rating: R just because disturbing shit happens, thanks vampires.

Warnings: Vampires remain as disturbing as I promised on part one; people trafficking, violence and murder and the awful link between sex and power and violence you get with vampires, be wary of that throughout this verse.

Summary: Candles lit in dark places.

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