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Instincts part two, Pack, Musketeers fic, stupid exorcist fic (still currently only tagged, god I need to sort out my memories . . .).

Disclaimer: As official as a hand-knitted football scarf.

Rating: R because . . . stuff.

Warnings: Shit can always be as disturbing as I promised on part one; violence, occasional references to suicide here.

Summary: Pack is non-negotiable.

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Quiet, musketeers!fic, not affinityverse; I tried so hard not to write the OT3 modern AU exorcist fic but in the end I guess I just sort of wrote the OT3 modern AU exorcist fic -_-; This is a universe, not a standalone (dammit) though at least it's a verse where d'Artagnan will probably turn up in more of a hurry than he manages in the affinityverse . . .

Update on the shoulder and comments because I really do care about these things: I am *so sorry* not to have replied to some comments yet, *sorry*. The shoulder's bad - I was at physio today and I've been told it's ahahahahahah a typing related injury, e.g., TYPE LESS RAINJOY. I've been put on strict 30 minute blocks of typing time. Between my thesis, my job, and the fact that I need to write to keep myself from going *weird*, I have to prioritise those three things. But I promise I will be with you as soon as I can, because it bothers me that you were really nice and left a comment and I haven't managed to say thank you yet! Anyway, back to the fic . . .

Rating: R (whole fic will go up to NC-17, often for disturbing subject matter rather than smut)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, between the characters and the epic cliché that makes up the rest of this.

Warnings and spoilers: Spoilerwise this fic is a kind of alternative S1 so you can expect sideways spoilers to that, but I doubt I'll bother with anything from S2. Warningswise, fuck. In this fic, violence and mention of a suicide, but this 'verse is essentially horror - I write a lot of fantasy and a lot of it is bedded in horror in various ways, but this just flat out is horror, we're dealing with fucking vampires and werewolves. Where there are werewolves you can expect a lot of violence; vampires are a whole different story. Vampires are an old terror of ours (they seem to crop up in multiple cultures around the world), they've had centuries to percolate through our stories, which has allowed them to build up a whole bunch of rich and super-disturbing associations with power and sex (and, in some later work, addiction). Where you have creatures grounded in metaphors for power and sex and it's the twenty-first century and long past time we talked about these things, you can expect consent to come up sooner or later, in a variety of potentially disturbing ways. So today's warning is vampires: they don't sparkle, and they are a mirror of the worst fucking parts of us.

Summary: On vampires.

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Morpheus Speaks, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Right now all I own is overwork and stress.

Rating: Hard R? No idea.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Four dreams and a memory.

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The Opposite of Lethe part 1, Walking Up a One Way Street; Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Eat, drink and be merry, so long as you bought it at Aldi; not mine, and I make no money from it.

Rating: R? R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. You all wanted Athos so you get all the attendant warnings you do with that character; also, in this part, implied violence of a particularly nasty kind.

Summary: "What did I drink last night to dream this?"

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Dust, Redux, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Neither the characters nor the poetry is mine; thanks Dumas, the Beeb (though fuck you for not firing Jeremy Clarkson, genuinely, I mean this sincerely as a heartfelt supporter of the institution, fuck you), and Borges for the poetry <3

Rating: Pff, R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: All things are their own prophecy of dust.

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Water Flea, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Spent today literally sobbing over a funding application. I can guarantee you that people who actually own these sorts of characters don't do that.

Rating: R is my happy place, apparently.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. And also: never, never, *never* treat Aramis as a good example of *anything*, do not play with guns, *ever*, he is an idiot and I condone none of his behaviour, KIDS, JUST SAY NO.

Summary: The river is splitting.

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Scribbled in an hour because my brain is a squirrel and this is all I can cope with right now, Five Incidents From the Year Before Athos, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I can't even force my way through the piddling plot this thing has, no-one would *employ* me to write anything, believe me. Not mine.

Rating: R, swearing and Aramis.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Does what it says on the tin.

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Fallout, Musketeers fic,affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Women who own such a thing as these characters do not think of taking the bus as an extravagance.

Rating: Pfff, R?

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly - some violence this part.

Summary: In which Porthos and Aramis display a talent for causing international incidents.

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Five Times Aramis Escaped From Richelieu, and One Time That He Couldn't part two, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Yeah, not mine. Here's to being a highly paid BBC writer and not a penny-scrabbling student. *raises glass of wine*

Rating: I'll go with R because.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: 2. Aramis isn't afraid of attics.

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Captain Treville's Home for Motherless Boys, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories <3 )

Disclaimer: Aten't mine. Just faffing.

Rating: R? Maybe? Probably? I like R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: There is nothing more dangerous on this earth than trust.

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