rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-09-05 09:40 pm

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

Conversations With the Dying and the Dead, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I just finished the Twin Peaks finale, I don't even own a functioning brain right now. Talk to me about theories though y/y??

Rating: R-ish I don't even know I don't know anything anymore

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. More sensibly than any of us who watch anything by David Lynch before bed.

Summary: "Did you see a man pass here?"/"There's no-one here but you."

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-08-26 09:03 pm

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

Five Times Aramis Escaped From Richelieu, and One Time That He Couldn't plus one, I'm sorry, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: The writers of the series never apologised, I'm willing to . . .

Rating: This? G. The world works in mysterious ways.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Finally, he's not confused.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-08-22 09:03 pm

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

Proximity to Crows, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: The price of butter has risen by a quarter since January. The fact that I'm painfully fucking aware of this suggests that my budget is rather smaller than that of the person who could claim ownership of these characters.

Rating: Eesh, call it R for old times' sake.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: How to win friends and not detonate people.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-08-20 10:47 am

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

Five Times Aramis Escaped From Richelieu, and One Time That He Couldn't part five, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Okay, you know it would have been different if I'd actually owned it.

Rating: Probably only PG-13?

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: First impressions count.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-07-14 10:09 pm

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

Heat of the Moment, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, I'm just here to play.

Rating: omg like R or something gods

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: The thing about ever after is always that sinks have to be cleaned, meals have to be cooked, and somehow you have to learn to live with the angry one, the aloof one, the mad one . . .

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-07-11 09:00 pm

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

Five Times Aramis Escaped From Richelieu, and One Time That He Couldn't part four, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: ffs

Rating: Probably only PG-13?

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: 4. Get the hell out of dodge.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-07-10 08:40 pm

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

Happily Ever After, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3 And as an fyi, this is *so* not the last fic in this verse, believe me . . .

Disclaimer: Considering how bad some of the writing on the latter seasons was, the actual owners suing fanficcers would really be pushing the bounds of irony.

Rating: Probably R

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: "I saw his face."

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-07-05 08:42 pm

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

In Extremis, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I seem to own very little when I admit that neither the characters nor the poetry are mine.

Rating: Probably R

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. Some discussion of coming to terms with one's own mortality in this one, the cheery thing I spent last year doing while they were trying to work out if whatever is wrong with me would kill me or not. It's not the nicest, and I wouldn't read if you really don't fancy that in your life right now.

Summary: First Penance, then Anointing, then Viaticum.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-06-29 05:59 pm

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

Souvenirs, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3 I was meant to go to the library instead but everything hurts so fuck it.

Disclaimer: You have no idea how different it would have been had I owned it.

Rating: Probably R

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. We are still in the sad patch, but *cracks knuckles, hovers hands at keyboard* bear with me, bear with me . . .

Summary: There is no necessary connection between surprise and enjoyment.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2017-06-01 09:24 pm

Musketeers fic: Affinityverse

Fray, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3 Haven't updated this since *December*, I know, and I'm still working out how to post this verse given I haven't transferred everything properly across yet . . .

Disclaimer: Were I sued, all I have to give is chronic pain and some cocktail recipes.

Rating: Probably R

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. Bit . . . sad, this one. It's uphill before we get to freewheel down.

Summary: There is nothing so isolating as knowing everybody's thoughts but your own.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-06-06 09:38 pm

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

Psalm Seventy-Seven, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories), a fairly short piece that kind of had to happen since Aramis actually picked up French.

Disclaimer: The only thing I own right now is astonishment that I can produce this on the side of the billion fucking things I have to do in the next six days fucking hell. Also as a side-disclaimer, I'm not a Catholic, Christian, or even a theist, I come from the 'why can't everyone just get along' school of atheism (our school motto is 'oh fuck off Richard Dawkins'). I don't speak for any authority, I speak for idiosyncratic characters, and nothing anyone says is ever meant to represent any grand Truth, okay?

Rating: PROBABLY R ARAMIS IS INVOLVED I CAN SEE THAT I WILL GET BORED OF WRITING THIS PART FOR THIS SERIES VERY QUICKLY also Porthos swears god love you Porthos <3

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly, you know what you're in for by now.

Summary: I cried out to God for help; I cried out to God to hear me.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-06-03 08:20 pm

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

Morpheus Speaks, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Right now all I own is overwork and stress.

Rating: Hard R? No idea.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Four dreams and a memory.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-05-27 08:20 pm

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

The Opposite of Lethe part 2, The Little Mystic and His Handler; Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: It's more like taking out a library book than having written the original text; not mine -_-;

Rating: R \o/

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly, you know what to expect by now; Athos is *Athos*, we get some very self-destructive shit when we're dealing with that character. Also drink driving is beyond evil. Fucking don't. Ever. Thank you.

Summary: It will make a change to drink in company.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-05-18 08:42 pm

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

The Opposite of Lethe part 1, Walking Up a One Way Street; Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Eat, drink and be merry, so long as you bought it at Aldi; not mine, and I make no money from it.

Rating: R? R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. You all wanted Athos so you get all the attendant warnings you do with that character; also, in this part, implied violence of a particularly nasty kind.

Summary: "What did I drink last night to dream this?"

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-05-10 02:53 pm

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

Anchors Made of Air, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I will be moving house shortly, and the rights to these characters will not be amongst the things I pack. Not mine <3

Rating: NC-17, thanks boys.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. Random terrorism, in this part; I lived in London for four years, I still do the Londoner's twitch when I see unattended baggage ^^;

Summary: A person is a necessary and fragile thing to put your faith in.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-05-04 08:36 am

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

Dust, Redux, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Neither the characters nor the poetry is mine; thanks Dumas, the Beeb (though fuck you for not firing Jeremy Clarkson, genuinely, I mean this sincerely as a heartfelt supporter of the institution, fuck you), and Borges for the poetry <3

Rating: Pff, R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: All things are their own prophecy of dust.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-05-02 07:03 pm

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

Dust and the Sea, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: The programme would look very different if I owned it so, not mine, and I'm not even going to pretend to be anywhere near Dumas; yeah, not mine ^^;

Rating: R in a distressing way? Read careful <3

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. Some violence, some of it quite unpleasant this time.

Summary: More worrying are always the things he doesn't see.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-04-28 07:39 pm

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

Water Flea, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Spent today literally sobbing over a funding application. I can guarantee you that people who actually own these sorts of characters don't do that.

Rating: R is my happy place, apparently.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. And also: never, never, *never* treat Aramis as a good example of *anything*, do not play with guns, *ever*, he is an idiot and I condone none of his behaviour, KIDS, JUST SAY NO.

Summary: The river is splitting.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-04-26 08:46 pm

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

Growth, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3 (oh god Rainjoy STOP I CAN'T)

Disclaimer: Well, yeah, no.

Rating: So rarely do I write less than R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Life is a matter of loss and of gain.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
2014-04-25 08:30 pm

Musketeer!fic: Affinity!verse

Scribbled in an hour because my brain is a squirrel and this is all I can cope with right now, Five Incidents From the Year Before Athos, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I can't even force my way through the piddling plot this thing has, no-one would *employ* me to write anything, believe me. Not mine.

Rating: R, swearing and Aramis.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Does what it says on the tin.

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