rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
The Opposite of Lethe part 2, The Little Mystic and His Handler; Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: It's more like taking out a library book than having written the original text; not mine -_-;

Rating: R \o/

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly, you know what to expect by now; Athos is *Athos*, we get some very self-destructive shit when we're dealing with that character. Also drink driving is beyond evil. Fucking don't. Ever. Thank you.

Summary: It will make a change to drink in company.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
The Opposite of Lethe part 1, Walking Up a One Way Street; Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Eat, drink and be merry, so long as you bought it at Aldi; not mine, and I make no money from it.

Rating: R? R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. You all wanted Athos so you get all the attendant warnings you do with that character; also, in this part, implied violence of a particularly nasty kind.

Summary: "What did I drink last night to dream this?"

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Anchors Made of Air, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I will be moving house shortly, and the rights to these characters will not be amongst the things I pack. Not mine <3

Rating: NC-17, thanks boys.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. Random terrorism, in this part; I lived in London for four years, I still do the Londoner's twitch when I see unattended baggage ^^;

Summary: A person is a necessary and fragile thing to put your faith in.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Dust, Redux, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Neither the characters nor the poetry is mine; thanks Dumas, the Beeb (though fuck you for not firing Jeremy Clarkson, genuinely, I mean this sincerely as a heartfelt supporter of the institution, fuck you), and Borges for the poetry <3

Rating: Pff, R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: All things are their own prophecy of dust.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Dust and the Sea, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: The programme would look very different if I owned it so, not mine, and I'm not even going to pretend to be anywhere near Dumas; yeah, not mine ^^;

Rating: R in a distressing way? Read careful <3

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. Some violence, some of it quite unpleasant this time.

Summary: More worrying are always the things he doesn't see.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Water Flea, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Spent today literally sobbing over a funding application. I can guarantee you that people who actually own these sorts of characters don't do that.

Rating: R is my happy place, apparently.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. And also: never, never, *never* treat Aramis as a good example of *anything*, do not play with guns, *ever*, he is an idiot and I condone none of his behaviour, KIDS, JUST SAY NO.

Summary: The river is splitting.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Growth, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3 (oh god Rainjoy STOP I CAN'T)

Disclaimer: Well, yeah, no.

Rating: So rarely do I write less than R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Life is a matter of loss and of gain.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Scribbled in an hour because my brain is a squirrel and this is all I can cope with right now, Five Incidents From the Year Before Athos, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I can't even force my way through the piddling plot this thing has, no-one would *employ* me to write anything, believe me. Not mine.

Rating: R, swearing and Aramis.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Does what it says on the tin.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
The Birds' Augury, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I haven't the brain right now to write the things I'm supposed to be writing, oddly enough the BBC don't fall over themselves to pay me to write things. Nor have I ever been the ghostwriter of Alexandre Dumas. For so many and so obvious reasons.

Rating: I think only PG-13, despite the presence of Aramis. But he's like fourteen here and even he can't get up to *too* much <3

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: There is a bomb in a building in Barcelona.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Fallout, Musketeers fic,affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Women who own such a thing as these characters do not think of taking the bus as an extravagance.

Rating: Pfff, R?

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly - some violence this part.

Summary: In which Porthos and Aramis display a talent for causing international incidents.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Fluency, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: I own the books, that's not the same thing.

Rating: I think a fairly mild NC-17 because Aramis =/

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. This part discusses a handful of kinks (again, Aramis states 'violence' as a preferred virtue in a woman -_-;) in a non-judgemental way, because so long as it's consensual and happy then the world's a better place with more joy than less in it, basically.

Summary: There's more than one way to communicate.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Five Times Aramis Escaped From Richelieu, and One Time That He Couldn't part two, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Yeah, not mine. Here's to being a highly paid BBC writer and not a penny-scrabbling student. *raises glass of wine*

Rating: I'll go with R because.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: 2. Aramis isn't afraid of attics.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
I Think I'll Call it Morning, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) <3

Disclaimer: Rewatching the series, and it would have been *quite* different had I owned it, yeah ;)

Rating: R for just being generally a bit adulty; kids, there are nicer things to read out there <3

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Dawn in Iceland and a rift in the earth.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Captain Treville's Home for Motherless Boys, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories <3 )

Disclaimer: Aten't mine. Just faffing.

Rating: R? Maybe? Probably? I like R.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: There is nothing more dangerous on this earth than trust.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Arms and the Boy, Musketeers short, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories) (Rainjoy stop wkefljafherasdfhs I can't ;_;)

Disclaimer: *raises Athosian eyebrow*

Rating: R because I write less so rarely.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: Sometimes they trouble him, the guns.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Anticipation of Love, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories), soon to fall out of order: prepare to join Aramis in joining the dots as best you can while time goes wonky on us).

Disclaimer: They didn't do this on *screen* in the series . . .

Rating: Oh look NC-17 (at least I'll bump into Aramis in hell and we can hang out or something).

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly. This part, the smut that was very obviously coming. It's very eagerly consensual but they're currently sixteen, you know if you don't want to go there, and also Aramis is Aramis and has a weird thing about whipping and lists 'violence' as a favoured characteristic of women: erm, yeah ^^;

Summary: (skin skin skin)

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Five Times Aramis Escaped From Richelieu, and One Time That He Couldn't part one, Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories). The series is over for now and I must fill my empty woeful life somehow. I must also somehow fight the temptation to write Musketeers vampire hunter AU, what are you doing in my head.

Disclaimer: Spoiler warning and everything, but the series didn't end with the epic threesome that really should have been coming all along, so you know I wasn't behind it.

Rating: This part R, in a generally adulty rather than just a bit smutty way.

Warnings and spoilers: The main list's on part one, read sensibly.

Summary: I have never managed to make myself write this form of fic before and I am determined! 1: Circles are non-negotiable.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Relative Absolutes, because no I will not stop; Musketeers fic, affinityverse (best catalogued in my memories), still very roughly writing them in order \o/ (this will not last, alas.)

Disclaimer: The characters in their original Dumasian and their current Beebesian incarnations aren't mine; this also means I disclaim the fuck out of the many and various issues I have with that programme because, like seriously, fucksake, why do all the things I love have to hurt -_-

Rating: This part R. Porthos swears, Aramis is Aramis.

Warnings and spoilers: Everything listed back on part one remains and will always remain relevant, you know best what you're comfortable reading. I tend not to warn for stuff that's actually a theme of the source material, btw, which might be something to bear in mind . . .

Summary: A walk in the woods.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Though There May be Wet Road Ahead, Musketeers fic, affinityverse part 2 (best catalogued in my memories). Because I am ill and feeling self-indulgent and sorry for myself.

Disclaimer: As alt!teen!Aramis would have it, pfff.
Rating: R because I swear so much I don't even notice myself doing it, and general adult happenings.

Warnings and spoilers: Everything listed back on part one remains and will always remain relevant, you know best what you're comfortable reading.

Summary: He's mostly worrying about Flea and Charon, and Charon's fucking gun.

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rainjoyswriting: (kurt!)
Everyone probably wishes I would stop, I have no regrets \o/ So! I tend to write the fic I *need* to write, and currently my brain wants to do nothing but this, which probably says too much about the state of my psyche right now, let's not discuss that -_-

Camberwell Rain, Musketeers fic, affinity verse part 1 - you can get to the rest in my memories (modern fantasy AU teen!musketeers, because teenage Aramis turns out to be *absurd* fun to write like I can't even tell you *_*)

Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine, OBVIOUSLY (fucksake) (Dumas originally, these incarnations are down to the Beeb, god love them). I guess I am to blame for their superpowered teen counterparts here in a weird way, they're *so* AU they barely count anymore -_-;

Rating: The verse will inevitably go to NC-17, this part R. When I write 'R' I really mean it, this is for adults, grown-up shit is gonna happen, if you're not in the place to deal with that then don't read it, okay? <3

Warnings and spoilers: Spoilers, we are *batshit* AU which seems to be how I write now (Rainjoy write your fucking novel) (No MEN IN HATS), so stuff from the series will be used as it airs but in a really diagonal way, no *outright* spoilers but awareness of what has happened thus far. Warningswise, anything that happens in the series really is likely to come up, do bear that in mind, and I do write for grown-ups; there will inevitably in this verse be violence (for which they are all to blame), sex (Aramis), underage sex (still mostly Aramis fucksake), drug and alcohol use (all of them) and abuse (Athos), swearing (mostly Porthos here, god love you Porthos), big old etc. There's also a *lot* of dealing with various kinds of seizures in this - I don't know if that could be upsetting for some people, the fic doesn't cover epilepsy itself but a condition in many ways very similar, if you don't want to deal with that then I don't recommend it. Sorry. As a side-note I don't recommend any of the ways characters use to deal with seizures in this fic to deal with real life seizures, it will become more apparent through later parts *why* they use these methods but no really really in real life do not put anything into someone's mouth during a seizure, really. I will come back and add to this list as I notice more disturbing stuff my brain has dredged up in its current disturbed state . . .

Summary: It takes him a moment - he feels like his own memories are behind a bank of fog behind him, he has to reach back blind through it praying to God that he doesn't put his hand in the wrong thing - before the name comes to him, shiny as a river stone in his hand, immediately as known as his own breath. "Porthos?"

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